Bonsai Dreams Do Come True

This is an actual picture, sent in by an actual reader, who turned his or her bonsai dream into a bonsai reality. Most people dream of someday owning a bonsai tree. But many feel they can not afford it. This is just something that people who own bonsai trees want people who only dream of owning bonsai trees to think. Bonsai trees are for everyone.


Most moms I know say that the one thing they want more than anything else for mother's day is for their families to be safe and happy. The number two thing that most mothers want: bonsai trees.

Bonsai Friday

I have not yet achieved my quarterly sales goal of one bonsai tree. Don't worry, though. The dream lives on. It will not shrivel up like a raisin in the sun. I will someday be North America's number one bonsai tree salesman. It is my destiny.

Thank You, Bonsai Bob

Bonsai for Friday the 13th

Rejected Baby Names: Bonsai Tree Lewandowski

You could not find a sturdier name for a little boy. We would be proud to name our son Bonsai Tree. Bonsai trees are Japanese. And things that are Japanese are generally cool. Some cool things that are Japanese: sushi, ninjas, manga, anime, Cornelius, and this video.

The reason we are not naming our son Bonsai Tree is that we never intended to name our son Bonsai Tree. This is a fake Rejected Baby Names post. This post is a convoluted way to make an important announcement. I am embarking on a new career as a bonsai tree salesman.

All bonsai trees will be sold through my alter ego Bonsai Bob. Any questions regarding bonsai trees should be addressed to him. Thank you for your support.