Whenever I find a job I want to apply for, my greatest fear is that in the very instant that I discover the opening the company bosses will be meeting in a boardroom to hire a candidate less awesome than me out of abject desperation.
The scene goes something like this:
BOSS A: "What are we going to do? This Craig fella here has a marketing degree. He's well groomed. We just hire him?"
BOSS B: (crying) "I don't know. If we could only find someone with a Polish last name who speaks fluent Spanish and plays upright bass."
BOSS A: "Come on! That's a pipe dream. Where are we going to find an ace like that? Snap out of it! (slaps BOSS B)
BOSS B: "Fine. You're right. Let's hire Craig. He'll just have to do."
I called the company. The cool guy on the phone cheerily informed me that the position was still open and they were excited to check out my video.