Thursday, November 18, 2010

Grape Nuts

Grape Nuts is the worst cereal ever invented by a human. Does anyone actually eat it? Every couple of years I somehow forget about the burnt cardboard flavor and bone fragment texture of Grape Nuts. (Crunch! Crunch! Crunch! -- Are you kidding me? My gums are bleeding!) I say, oh look there, Grape Nuts, you can't be as bad as I remember. I'll give it a go. It's not as bad as I remember. It's worse. Does anyone know why people buy Grape Nuts? Can you make great muffins with it or something? Can you use it for kitty litter or to exfoliate your feet or something?

For real, if anyone has any tips for what to do with Grape Nuts, please let us know.

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