In January of 2009 I wrote a little ditty called Baby Hephaestus. I like to entertain the people and myself with jokey posts about sweet names for babies. So I wrote this thing. You can read it here.
It's in the inter-tubes now. It's in a tube. My most popular tube, actually. Due to some type of glitch or something my Baby Hephaestus post is mad popular with Google.
I'm just going to go with it. Expect a significant uptick in Hephaestus related posts. Starting now.
Here is a picture of the Hephaestus action figure. I don't want to be negative. But it's pretty lame.