Monday, January 26, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Bonsai Tree Lewandowski

You could not find a sturdier name for a little boy. We would be proud to name our son Bonsai Tree. Bonsai trees are Japanese. And things that are Japanese are generally cool. Some cool things that are Japanese: sushi, ninjas, manga, anime, Cornelius, and this video.

The reason we are not naming our son Bonsai Tree is that we never intended to name our son Bonsai Tree. This is a fake Rejected Baby Names post. This post is a convoluted way to make an important announcement. I am embarking on a new career as a bonsai tree salesman.

All bonsai trees will be sold through my alter ego Bonsai Bob. Any questions regarding bonsai trees should be addressed to him. Thank you for your support.


Lukey said...

I think you're making a big mistaking not naming your baby Bonsai Tree. Maybe you'd consider Teresa Green?

Karine and Tom said...

Did anyone check out the video?

Jeff said...

Something to think about:

J Da said...

If only you had started selling them sooner. But if and when Shad feels like expanding his little forest from one to two trees, we'll come buy from you!