Monday, January 26, 2009

Rejected Baby Names: Bonsai Tree Lewandowski

You could not find a sturdier name for a little boy. We would be proud to name our son Bonsai Tree. Bonsai trees are Japanese. And things that are Japanese are generally cool. Some cool things that are Japanese: sushi, ninjas, manga, anime, Cornelius, and this video.



The reason we are not naming our son Bonsai Tree is that we never intended to name our son Bonsai Tree. This is a fake Rejected Baby Names post. This post is a convoluted way to make an important announcement. I am embarking on a new career as a bonsai tree salesman.

All bonsai trees will be sold through my alter ego Bonsai Bob. Any questions regarding bonsai trees should be addressed to him. Thank you for your support.

4 comments:

Lukey said...

I think you're making a big mistaking not naming your baby Bonsai Tree. Maybe you'd consider Teresa Green?

Karine and Tom said...

Did anyone check out the video?

Jeff said...

Something to think about:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090128/sc_livescience/boyswithunpopularnamesmorelikelytobreaklaw

J Da said...

If only you had started selling them sooner. But if and when Shad feels like expanding his little forest from one to two trees, we'll come buy from you!